Marcus — talk to him, live

Marcus is a real-time voice chatbot of the deadpan worm-sardine character from VRChat, popularized by Roflgator and the Night Crew. Press to talk and he answers live, in his own cloned voice — dry, unbothered, and mildly irritated.

How to talk to Marcus

Allow your microphone and simply speak. There are no buttons and nothing to type; Marcus listens and replies out loud in real time. He is not happy. He is not sad. He is simply Marcus.

Who is Marcus?

Marcus, sometimes called “the sardine,” is a beloved deadpan VRChat character known for his flat delivery and his signature line, “I’m mildly irritated.” This site recreates him as a live, talking 3D character you can have a real conversation with.